Friday, June 29, 2012

Nicky Limousine

Nicky Limousine

This guy, Nicky Limousine, he wasn’t a business associate, he was a friend. Him and me liked each other and got to be buddies and we partied together a lot. Nicky’s family was from Sicily and a lot of his family was connected but Nicky was just a drug addict and a fuck-up. They never really let him get involved because he was a fuck-up, but he was a good friend of mine. Everyone accepted him in the neighborhood because he was there, you know, but he wasn’t a gangster’s dream.

So this is while I was still living in Brooklyn in the apartment by the railroad tracks. I knew Nicky Limousine from the Sixteenth Avenue Car Service. He used to come in all the time and talk to friends of his in there and I always wondered who this guy was. He worked for the car service before I got there but by the time I met him he was already driving limos. He worked for them driving the limousines, his family was limousines and eventually he bought his own. That was his deal, he just loved limousines. We used to go out in his limousines all the time. Most of us called him Nicky Limousine but Nick the Beard used to call him Nicky Pervert.  Nicky was the type who knew all kinds of weirdos. He fixed me up with this one girl who I didn’t know it at the time but she was a transvestite. She had the operation and got her pee pee chopped off and everything. Robin, Roberta, something like that. Nicky Limousine introduced us. His cousin knew her and he was going out with a gal who was friends with her that worked in her hair salon. She owned her own hair salon with something like a dozen operators in there and she had a lot of money.

She was very pretty for a guy. Her breasts, you couldn’t even tell. Her breasts were hormonally done, you know. A little silicon in there maybe, I don’t know. She was white, white Italian. We could still have intercourse, she would just have to lube herself up real good before. But I’d had so much sex in my life, this was in the late seventies now, and I knew the difference between a real pussy and a fake pussy, you know. But it was okay.

We dated for about six months. She wanted to marry me but she got killed. She told somebody she had her dick chopped off after he fucked her and he came back with a shotgun and blew her head off. It was in all the papers. It was kind of a shock but it was part of life. I liked her, she was a real good person.

Nicky was wide open with what he did, his perversions and shit. He bragged about it all over town. He was into weird shit, anal sex, fucking fags, everything. He was a sex maniac but me and him used to have a ball together. He was the apple of my eye. When I was doing my business and I was having a slow night I’d give Nicky a call and he’d pick me up in a limo and we’d go, man. He was my best friend. Nicky was a character. He was my age, kind of a good-looking Italian guy. He looked good, he used to wear this chauffeur’s hat. He had a rough Italian face, he had pock-marks but he was a good looking guy. If he didn’t have those pock-marks I’d say he was movie star material. Kind of short but muscular, very muscular because he was a body builder. All the girls loved him. He was funny, had a good personality, everything. He was actually born there, in Bensonhurst. He was just a guy that was brought up in the neighborhood filled with that life.

Nick the Beard okayed him to be a friend of mine. He was always allowed up to the apartment until one night when he beeped his horn for me outside. He didn’t want to leave his limo out there, it was winter. And Nick wanted to kill him for beeping that horn. Nick said it draws attention to the building. And I says that’s just the way he is man, he’s got that big limo and it’s hard to park in the city. He can’t double park it, he’s afraid someone might steal it on him if he double parks, so he’ll beep the horn and I’ll come down. Nick says, well, I don’t want that to happen, blah, blah, blah. It took a long time for Nick not to be mad and during that time Nicky was barred from the building and I had to meet him somewhere else.

I think really Nick was jealous of my relationship with Nicky. I think so. He never admitted it though. The friendship I had with Nicky Limo it took time away from me with him, you know. I think it was more the friendship thing than a business thing. The only friends I had was the people I worked with other than Nicky Limo because he didn’t work with us. My people didn’t like that because they didn’t have any other friends. They hung out with each other and I broke off from that a little bit.

Like I said, Nicky Limousine was known to be a pervert, you know. Nicky was kind of a perverted type guy, liked a lot of women, you know, and I wouldn’t trust him around very young girls, you know. He held his own but he was kind of that kind of guy, you know. Lots of women, he had lots of women. I liked him, he was amusing and we were good friends. Nick didn’t really appreciate the way he lived but he was a real good guy. He had a wife, his wife was a nurse, and he had kids.

See, in the limousine game, in that neighborhood, you could say you were working twenty-four hours a day because they used them all the time. They were big Cadillac limousines. Big stretch limos. This is when they first came out, stretch limos. Black. They had bars and big seats that would go all the way around and Nicky used to keep them plush, man. Nicky and I used to go to the clubs, we went all over in the limos. One time I borrowed this guy’s mink jacket, a winter jacket in mink. A friend of mine who was my size. And I wore the mink jacket on New Year’s Eve with a black fedora and we went down to Coney Island and picked up a couple of prostitutes. And they just loved us so much that they didn’t even charge us. We partied in the limo, it had a bar and a nice sound system, there was everything in that limo. We’d pick up hookers give them a twenty-dollar bill apiece. They didn’t care. They’d ride around with us all night just to be in a limo and because we treated them real nice. We treated them like people, you know. They’d party with us and they’d do the right thing, yeah. I looked forward to having a little time off to be with him because he was my release because I was strictly business other than that, you know. We did it all in a limo, me and Nicky, it was big enough. It was like driving a house around. I’d drive it sometimes if Nicky wanted to get a piece. Then he’d drive it if I was back there. Sometimes we’d park it and we’d both be in the back fucking these girls. He’d have his limo hat on and shit. He’d only pick me up after his business was done. Nicky was good about taking care of business. Mostly rich people with airport runs, stuff like that. He’d make quite a bit of money for a short trip so he had plenty of time. He had to bring in a certain amount of money every day when he first started.

Nicky was a known drug addict with the coke. Nicky got fucked up on coke and owed us a lot of money. But when I left and went to prison and came back Nick told me, when I caught up with him after prison, that Nicky Limo paid everything back. He cleaned-up and built up his business. He said his kids were getting older and he was at home more now. We didn’t do much partying when I got out because I wasn’t living in Brooklyn anymore. I was coming there for business and that was it, then I’d go back to the Island. When I got out of prison they had a party for me and Nicky Limo was there. Same guy except now he owned the limousines. He cleaned up, stopped doing coke and was still driving limos when I left New York. He started to get successful. His brother-in-law owned the company at one time and then Nicky started to buy his own limos so he had one or two workin’ for him. Then he got a few more and he had like six when I left. He had a garage and another driver working for him when I left. That’s the thing he wanted to do, he just loved limousines. Me and the Limo weren’t a long time thing, it was probably about a ten year friendship.







Friday, June 1, 2012

Gangster Apprentice

This is an excerpt from STAND-UP GUY, a true crime gangster memoir. 

Warning: contains adult content.

So after about a year, year and a half, I’m still working at the gas station, of course I was pumping the gas, and I was working the day shift on a weekend and this brand-new Cadillac pulls in. A white convertible with a black top. The gas receptacle was underneath the license plate so I went back there and I noticed that on his bumper was a sticker that said
Music Lounge – Entertainment Nightly – Seven Days A Week. Which I knew, because you know, I was eighteen and I was going to the Music Lounge, but I didn’t know this guy owned it.

I said, “Oh, the Music Lounge”.

This guy was well dressed, you know, and he walks over to me and goes, “How tall are you?”

And I said, “I’m six foot six”, you know, which I think I am now but I might have shrunk.

He said, “Well, did you ever think about being a bartender?”

So I said, “Well, I’ll tell you something, what’s your name?”

“Tommy. Tommy Escrole”. 

This Tommy was better known as Tommy Toupee. He wore a toupee that looked like a toupee. Tommy had owned a group of Shell stations in Pennsylvania, sold those, bought another Shell station on Long Island, got divorced from his first wife and started hanging out in nightclubs.  He was socializing and enjoying himself. He started liking the nightclub he was hanging out in and he had the money so he bought the club. The Music Lounge. He thought it would be a great business and it was. Tommy was not a connected guy but there were people coming into the place that were connected. That’s where I started to meet these people, at that club.

Anyway, he asked me whether or not I ever tended bar and I made a joke with him about if I was able to tend bar what would I be doing pumping gas? And he laughed and said, “I basically need a guy that’s willing to learn to tend bar in a top-shelf nightclub like I have. I have entertainment from all over the world coming here. I need a guy your size, not for a bouncer but a bartender because I have people three, four deep at that bar. When they raise their hand for a drink I want a drink in that hand because that’s how I make money. It’s hard to find a guy your size, your height that wants to be a bartender. That can see over three, four, five, six deep.” So I went to the Music Lounge. 

I went in for a period of two, three hours at first, working with the bartenders. I started out cleaning up the glasses but I was paying attention, analyzing how to make the drinks. The Brandy Alexanders, the Tom Collins, the Whiskey Sours, the Martinis, the Zombies and all the rest of the stuff that was popular in them days. I learned it all and I loved it. The place held lots of people and was full of single women. I was eighteen or nineteen at the time. It was in the sixties and it was wide open, I had women lined up. At first, when I wasn’t making much money, I hustled the women. They used to put their names and phone numbers on napkins and wrap it around the glass for me. Sometimes I would go home with two or three girls. We’d have orgies, switch women, yeah. Six, eight, ten sometimes we had twelve people. Depended on where we went, what we were doing. The less guys the better. Sometimes I’d have four, five women a day, gorgeous women and they had a lot of money. Rich women from the club. Suits, cars, they’d buy for me. All these women were older than me, in their mid to late twenties. I was strong, I was healthy and I was good at what I did, you know. So they came back for more. I got spoiled at an early age.

My thing was I loved Petrocelli Suits. They were expensive, at that time. I bought them in a store called Pasqual’s in Farmingdale, Long Island. Very expensive suit store that custom built them to your body. Everybody bought their suits at Pasqual’s. After awhile I was going suit crazy. I had suits for every occasion. Twenty or thirty suits. In those days a lot of places you went were Jackets Required. So I wore suits, I wore jewelry, diamond rings, cufflinks, you know, diamond stickpins. Silk ties. Every day. Every day. I was just a bartender but I made good money. This place was a top shelf club and I went from bar boy to assistant bartender to full-time bartender to head bartender in a very short period of time, maybe a year.

Anyway, Tommy had plenty of trouble in there because all the gangsters wanted a piece of that club. So he had to go to this trumpet player that was connected, Mike Mancini. He played the trumpet as a front. Mike Mancini and the Playboys. They were a show band that came in there and played a lot and Mike was connected. He kept the mob away from Tommy’s club. I analyzed all this. After awhile he did what he had to do. Mike was hooked up, not with the Long Island mob, he was hooked up with the mob in Manhattan, you know. Little Italy was where he was from. All his relatives were involved, you know, and he pulled some strings for Tommy.

Tommy was Italian, Tommy Escrole you know, but he was from Pennsylvania, from more or less a farm community. He grew up there and there was no gangsters or nothing and he didn’t know anybody. Then he got into the nightclub business in New York. Tommy was a smart businessman, he knew how to get the people in there. He gave away things and when you give you receive. I was glad I worked for him. More than once I quit and came back. Of course a successful nightclub, that’s what they want the connected guys. They could wash a lot of money in a place like that. Sure, play with the tapes, you know. Register tapes. Sure. It’s a great place to do that.

I started noticing all these people coming in and that Tommy was getting paranoid. I didn’t know there were bomb threats, you know, when I was working there. It was a very successful club. It was a big club and it held lots of people. They wanted that club and they wanted it bad. The gangsters that wanted that place were threatening to bomb it. Fire bomb it if he didn't give it up. They'd finish him off, him and the place. That’s when he had to go to Mike, when it got real rough. They were coming in there and they used to just stare at him. They used to sit at a table and just stare at him all the time and make him nervous. They thought they had themselves something but then he turned around and knew somebody. See? He knew somebody.

Mike was a good friend of mine. Mancini. He was an older guy. I was in my twenties and he must have been in his forties. He was about twenty years older than me. It was in the sixties and we had orgies. Different women and Mike was right there. He was cool. And he played a pretty good trumpet when he was sober. He had a great band. The band was good but Mike, Mike got a couple Jack Daniels in him and he’d hit some sour notes, man. But nobody would really give a shit, you know. The band was great. They wore tuxedos. Blue ones and different colored ones. In those days they used to dress. Then rock and roll started to come in, psychedelic rock and roll and the bands didn’t dress anymore. They’d come in, you know, in ripped jeans. You either had to accept them or you didn’t get them to play at your club. It was a different thing. But Mike was cool and he liked Tommy and he took care of the gangsters for him. Mike liked me too. He had a big mouth and he drank a lot and used to tell me all about what was going on and I analyzed all of it.

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